Feasting… and Sweating on Asphalt. Literally.

So this year’s OC Foodie Fest came and went with a drip drip drip… the sound of my beads of sweat rolling down my forehead and hitting the concrete. I could almost hear the sizzle as it touched the asphalt. Oh, I sweat. A lot. But have you seen someone pour a bucket of water over their head? Um, yeah. That’s what I looked like.

The organizers promised a vast improvement from last year’s debacle. They said they learned their lesson–so they moved to a larger venue, from the parking lot of Honda Center to… the parking lot of Anaheim Stadium. They promised lots of seating and lots of shade. They really did. I was there and heard them say it emphatically in person. Nobody can control the 95+ weather at the end of August right in the middle of summer. Of course not. But you CAN control the amount of seating and shade, especially on a huge concrete parking lot.

From the FAQ section from the website:

Q: Can I bring my own seating?
A: No need, we will have much more seating areas providing shade and comfort!

Hmm. Out of the entire event, there were probably about 10 tables and maybe about half of them had umbrellas. That’s what, about 50 people at the most who had seating in the shade? C’mon, OC Foodie Fest organizers, for what you’re charging customers… you’re better than that.

Anyway, I wanted to highlight some of the food trucks that I tried, before I went home and slapped a cold wet towel on my forehead and went into a mini coma for the rest of the afternoon.


We first tried the $10 combo from Ta Bom, a Brazilian LA-based food truck. It came with 1 coxinha, 1 pastel, and 2 tacos. By far, the winner was the coxinha (upper portion of picture) — fat teardrop-shaped, deep-fried to a golden brown, stuffed with shredded chicken and oozing cream cheese. It’s fried food at its best. The loser is that big yellow pastry that you see dominating the picture — it was greasy, bland, and filled with a miniscule amount of shredded chicken inside.


The chorizo tacos were well executed, with bold flavors and aggressive seasoning. Too bad I had to end up scooping all the bits and pieces from the plate. Since they only used one thin corn tortilla, everything fell apart after the first bite. I get it, they probably wanted to stretch every bit of dollar. But c’mon, everyone knows to double-tortilla your tacos. It’s just common sense.


Next up, Border Grill, by far the best food truck we tried. They are LA-based, so it’s not often they head down to OC, so we had to take advantage. Again, I had to go for their “Master’s Meal” combo for $10. It came with quinoa fritters, which were very good. Moist on the inside, nice and crisp on the outside. The steak quesadillas were nothing extraordinary — the tortilla could’ve used an extra minute on the grill. But the steak inside was tender and flavorful.


The star of the show — churro tots. It tastes exactly what it sounds like. Imagine if a churro and a tater tot got busy in a wild and crazy night. These suckers would be the end result. Dulce de leche on the inside, cinnamon and sugar on the outside. They even took the time to make their own whipped cream. Heck, if they used Cool Whip, I would’ve been cool with that.


So what’s for dessert? Lobsticles from the Slapfish truck. Well not quite a dessert, but these skinny-lobster-on-a-stick disappeared in about 9.786 seconds. I couldn’t really taste much of the meat — no hint of sweetness or that natural taste of the ocean. All I could taste were the chipotle aioli and champagne vinaigrette, which completely overpowered the poor lobster. Honestly, it felt like I was eating an overgrown shrimp on a stick for $8.

That was it. I think we spent about $20 alone just on drinks, to keep ourselves from dying of dehydration during the event. In some ways, I sort of felt bad for some of the food trucks who didn’t really have any customers. They probably expected long lines and purchased way too much food. But that’s the nature of the food truck world. You roll with the punches.

And nope, no BBQ food trucks worth trying.

OC Fair: Deep Fried Paradise, Bad BBQ

There’s always a core group of Orange County, CA residents who love going to the OC Fair when mid-July rolls around, smack dab in the middle of the hot and sweaty summer. This year is no different. Yesterday was opening day, so I decided to check it out since the first hour was free admission. Every year, there’s a different theme and this year, appropriately enough, it’s “Let’s Eat.”

The OC Fair has its fair share of decent attractions and overpriced carnival games, but it is first and foremost a foodie’s paradise — chock full of deep fried concoctions that will make your arteries contract at the mere sight. There’s always something new being introduced, and this year the hot item is Deep Fried Kool-Aid. 5 pc for $6.75. I tried them, and they are actually not bad at all. They taste like kool-aid (or strawberry, cherry, etc) flavored donut holes or mini round cakes, and they aren’t terribly sweet or greasy. It could use a little dipping sauce on the side — Kool-aid glaze or reduction, anyone?

As you might expect, the BBQ scene at the fair is weak. Everything is essentially mass produced on large grills, like from this company, so you’ll find yourself eating soul-less, dry pieces of meat — whether it’s chicken, burgers, or turkey legs. Sure, you can find more traditional BBQ items like pulled pork or brisket sandwiches, but I’ve tried most of them and they are all bland and dry, not to mention expensive. And if you’re searching for legit ribs, fuggedaboutit.

But the OC Fair is all about having a good time, so the majority of people there don’t care whether they’re plunking down their hard earned cash for terrible BBQ. It’s not a BBQ competition, and for these vendors, and it’s all about cranking out as much food as possible while making a hefty profit. One thing’s for sure, it seems like everyone always has a good time at the fair.

July 4th BBQ: Say NO to Bad Hot Dogs & Burgers!

Ah, the 4th of July. Chances are, you’ll be chowing down on some hot dogs and burgers. Let’s hope you’re not eating some shriveled up and dry hot dog or some overcooked hockey-puck sized burger. I go to an annual homeowner’s association community BBQ, and they have the EXACT same food every single year… for the last, oh decade or so. What do they have? Yep, you guessed it. Shriveled up hot dogs and overcooked burgers.

I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of the usual hot dogs and burgers. That’s why I’m so happy using the Weber Smoky Mountain where I can smoke meats for TRUE BBQ. Sure, it’s more expensive and takes longer, but there is such a huge satisfaction and self accomplishment when you take that first juicy, tender bite of a smoked brisket. Speaking of, I’ll definitely be smoking some BBQ during the July 4th weekend. I’m already salivating.

Check out some July 4th stats:

Number of hotdogs to be consumed on July 4th: 150 million
Amount of chicken purchased in the week leading up to July 4th: 700 million pounds
Amount of red meat/pork purchased in the week leading up to July 4th: 190 million pounds
Percentage of American households with outdoor grills: 87
Percentage of American households with Weber Smoky Mountains: WAY TOO LOW!

OC BBQ Festival

It may not compare to any those world-class competitions held in the midwest, but in Orange County, CA, you can find the OC BBQ Festival, one of the state’s largest cook-offs. There are over 50 BBQ competitors, a rib eating contest, a car show, beer tasting, and even a Mr. BBQ Pageant contest. I’ll probably check it out this year on June 11, 2011 (I should, I have a BBQ blog now!) In the meantime, check out some pictures I took from last year.